I take photographs, sometimes at conventions.
I don't add fire or lasers or smoke or water drops or any other photoshop effects. If you want fire in your photos, we are going to set some shit on fire.
I don't retouch skin beyond minor blemish or spot removal. If you want your skin to look like porcelain, that effect is better achieved through lighting and make-up.
I don't use crazy angles or instagram filters to make boring pictures look interesting.
I'm not going to give you 200 crap photos with one our two lucky hits.
My equipment is completely immaterial to the finished product.
You really should be looking at my photos instead of an About Me section. If you like my work, we should shoot together. If you don't like my work, we shouldn't shoot together.