If you came here to expect so much as a pleasant welcome, let alone my entire life story, then allow me to leave you in despair. Here you will not find my top 5 Naruto yaoi pairings, or ridiculously elaborate and over-designed signatures which hold the secrets of the universe, or what Lucky Star dinner plates define me as a person, etc. You're damn right this profile isn't pretty or glamorous, but neither is this world that is filled with hopelessness and despair!

Also, to any students reading this, your entrance exams are due by the end of the week. Cake and grief counseling will be held at the end of the exam.