It was dark and stormy night, in the kingdom of Connecticut. The castle was under siege by the forces of White CiS Samurai for 70 days. The princess of the kingdom decided to strike back at the fedora wearing masses by playing repeats of Sherlock Fanfiction read by Morgan Freedman. Suddenly, the CiS leader fell in love with the princess and gave birth to a half angel, half sephiroth, who could use rasengan and could triple wield keyblades.

However, due to being late to anime high school everyday (With toast), he flunked and became a cosplayer instead, because why not?