26 Years ago, the sex gods birthed two chosen people, that would lead a Sex Crusade for generations! Endowed with the skills of ninjas, these two assholes would roam convention to convention, equipped with future-sex-love-sounds in hand. Danny Sexbang, with his blue-ball bass, and Ninja Brian, with his Hardcore-Cardboard Keytar. Together, they formed the Ninja Sex Party.

Others would imitate, but fail, due to the murderous intent of Ninja Brian. It's like that one movie with Jet Li, only with more sex.

One year ago, Danny was killed, and found dead under a car owned by Ninja Brian, and was totally not murdered by him. In a classic comic book twist, Danny was reborn via blood magic, and was recreated as a woman, so that Ninja Brian would have one less reason to murder him....err her.

Now that both sexes are represented in the Chronicles of this Ninja Sex Orgy, the crusade can begin! And all the consensual sex will be had to everyone!